I am officially a granola muncher. I’m sorry I let you down.

So goddamn American!

I just yelled an Arrested Development quote out of the BLUE and scared my mom.

So goddamn American!

I just turned into tumblr. Someone knocked on my door and suddenly I was a very scared cat.

toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me

(via franklinmarshall)

msjewbooty:

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. get back on the right track. fix up your life. mend your personal issues. call your mom once a day. tell someone you love them. eat healthy. live life to the fullest. that’s what it’s all about.

(via ctlr)

#sending ex professors panicy emails at 4am
#yolo